Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
