sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Why can't burritos get me drunk
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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