do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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