i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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