she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think a kid would responsible me up
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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