You surviving the open bar?
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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