I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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