Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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