yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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