i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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