Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
