Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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