Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Randomize
