I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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