so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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