The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would punch a child for taco bell
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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