I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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