she was so not down for the gang bang
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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