Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
