she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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