About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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