Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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