I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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