my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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