I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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