i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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