Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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