dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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