i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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