he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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