True but thats because hes a fetus.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Two words: blizzard sex
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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