I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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