Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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