mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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