I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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