Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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