Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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