i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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