I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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