if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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