I love black thongs
Me too!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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