She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
