Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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