it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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