I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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