wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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