i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Randomize