You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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