Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Don't tell me you're on acid again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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