Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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