So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
jump out the window naked night went bad
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