Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there was a trapeze. enough said
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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