Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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