Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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