At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
