Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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