yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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