I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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